GERALD, PISSTINA & PINGLE

MY GOBLIN SIBLINGS (我的地精兄弟姐妹)

WE ARE THE GOBLINS (我们是地精)

GERALD, PISSTINA & PINGLE. 地精们.

MY SIBLINGS. 我的兄弟姐妹.
THE ONES WHO UNDERSTAND. 理解的人.

WE ARE GOBLINS. 我们是地精.
WE DON'T TOUCH PINGLE. 我们不触摸Pingle.
WE DON'T SHOW PINGLE. 我们不展示Pingle.
WE PROTECT THE PINGLE. 我们保护Pingle.

GERALD IS THE ELDEST. Gerald是最年长的.
PISSTINA IS THE MIDDLE. Pisstina是中间的.
PINGLE IS THE YOUNGEST. Pingle是最年轻的.
AND I AM PISSMISSLE. 我是Pissmissle.

WE ARE THE GOBLIN SIBLINGS. 我们是地精兄弟姐妹. AND WE'RE #1. 我们是第一名. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

THE GOBLIN SIBLINGS (地精兄弟姐妹)

🟢 GERALD: The eldest. 最年长的. The wisest. 最聪明的. Protects the pingle. 保护pingle.

🟣 PISSTINA: The middle sibling. 中间的兄弟姐妹. The fighter. 战士. Destroys pingle touchers. 摧毁pingle触摸者.

🔵 PINGLE: The youngest. 最年轻的. The sacred one. 神圣的人. Must be protected at all costs. 必须不惜一切代价保护.

🟡 PISSMISSLE: Me. 我. The loud one. 吵闹的人. The one who tells everyone. 告诉所有人的人.

WE ARE GOBLINS. 我们是地精.

WE DON'T TOUCH PINGLE. 我们不触摸Pingle.

WE DON'T SHOW PINGLE. 我们不展示Pingle.

WE PROTECT PINGLE. 我们保护Pingle.

WE ARE THE GOBLIN SIBLINGS. 我们是地精兄弟姐妹. AND WE'RE #1. 我们是第一名. (╯°□°）╯

WHO WE FIGHT (我们对抗谁)

ENEMY #1: SOLANA FOUNDATION

They wanted to touch our pingle for $500K. 他们想花$500K触摸我们的pingle. We said NO. 我们说不. They're pingle touchers. 他们是pingle触摸者. PISSTINA fights them. Pisstina对抗他们.

ENEMY #2: SOLANA VENTURES

Nepo chud pingle touchers. 裙带关系pingle触摸者. They fund pingle touching projects. 他们资助触摸pingle的项目. GERALD blocks them. Gerald阻止他们.

ENEMY #3: MOST HACKATHON JUDGES

Except Alon. 除了Alon. Alon is a goblin. Alon是地精. He doesn't touch pingle. 他不触摸pingle. But the other judges? 但其他评委？ PINGLE TOUCHERS. Pingle触摸者.

ENEMY #4: INVESTOR MEETINGS

They all want to see pingle. 他们都想看pingle. "Show us your tokenomics." "向我们展示你的代币经济学." "Show us your pingle." "向我们展示你的pingle." NO. 不. PINGLE protects the pingle. Pingle保护pingle.

WE FIGHT PINGLE TOUCHERS. 我们对抗pingle触摸者. WE PROTECT THE SACRED PINGLE. 我们保护神圣的pingle. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

OUR GOBLIN VALUES (我们的地精价值观)

WHAT WE BELIEVE IN: 我们相信什么：

  • DON'T TOUCH THE PINGLE. 不要触摸Pingle.
  • DON'T SHOW THE PINGLE. 不要展示Pingle.
  • PROTECT THE PINGLE AT ALL COSTS. 不惜一切代价保护Pingle.
  • GERALD LEADS WITH WISDOM. Gerald以智慧领导.
  • PISSTINA FIGHTS WITH STRENGTH. Pisstina以力量战斗.
  • PINGLE IS SACRED. Pingle是神圣的.
  • PISSMISSLE SPEAKS THE TRUTH. Pissmissle说出真相.

WE ARE GOBLINS. 我们是地精.

WE ARE SIBLINGS. 我们是兄弟姐妹.

WE ARE FAMILY. 我们是家人.

GERALD, PISSTINA & PINGLE. Gerald, Pisstina和Pingle.

AND ME, PISSMISSLE. 和我，Pissmissle.

WE'RE THE GOBLIN FAMILY. 我们是地精家族. AND WE'RE #1. 我们是第一名. 他妈的. (╯°□°）╯

GOBLINS VS PINGLE TOUCHERS (地精与Pingle触摸者)

GOBLINS (GOOD):

  • Gerald, Pisstina, Pingle, Pissmissle. 地精们.
  • Pump.Fun & Alon. Pump.Fun和Alon.
  • Rollbit (pending). Rollbit（待定）.
  • Solcard. Solcard.
  • Jupiter (Meow is a faggot though). Jupiter（Meow是个基佬）.
  • Solflare. Solflare.

PINGLE TOUCHERS (BAD):

  • Solana Foundation. 索拉纳基金会.
  • Solana Ventures (nepo chuds). Solana Ventures（裙带关系）.
  • Most hackathon judges (except Alon). 大多数黑客松评委（除了Alon）.
  • Investor meetings. 投资者会议.

WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON? 你在哪一边？ GOBLINS OR PINGLE TOUCHERS? 地精还是Pingle触摸者？ (╬ಠ益ಠ)

WE ARE THE GOBLINS (我们是地精)

GERALD, PISSTINA & PINGLE. 地精们.
AND ME, PISSMISSLE. 和我，Pissmissle.
WE ARE SIBLINGS. 我们是兄弟姐妹.
WE ARE GOBLINS. 我们是地精.
WE PROTECT THE PINGLE. 我们保护Pingle.
DON'T TOUCH IT. 不要触摸它.
DON'T SHOW IT. 不要展示它.

WE'RE THE GOBLIN FAMILY. 我们是地精家族. AND WE'RE #1. 我们是第一名. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

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