👧 MY SISTER 小芳 👧

👧 ABOUT MY SISTER 小芳 👧

MY SISTER'S NAME IS 小芳 (XIAO FANG). 我妹妹的名字是小芳. BUT I CALL HER SHANK. 但我叫她Shank. BECAUSE IT SOUNDS MORE VIOLENT. 因为这听起来更暴力. SHE WORKS FOR THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT. 她为中国政府工作. I THINK. 我想. SHE'S PROBABLY NOT REAL. 她可能不是真的. BUT I TALK ABOUT HER ANYWAY. 但我还是谈论她. BECAUSE THAT'S MY CHARACTER. 因为这是我的角色. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

📋 SISTER FACTS 📋

• • SHE'S A SPY. 她是间谍. FOR THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT. 为中国政府. OR IS SHE? 还是不是？ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• • SHE ONCE STOLE A PIZZA. 她曾经偷了一个披萨. FROM THE MOON. 从月亮. IT'S A TRUE STORY. 这是一个真实的故事. (╯°□°）╯
• • SHE CAN SPEAK 47 LANGUAGES. 她会说47种语言. ALL OF THEM ARE CHINESE. 全部都是中文. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
• • SHE ONCE FOUGHT A BEAR. 她曾经和一只熊打架. AND WON. 并且赢了. THE BEAR CRIED. 熊哭了. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• • SHE DOESN'T EXIST. 她不存在. I KNOW. 我知道. BUT I TALK ABOUT HER. 但我谈论她. (╯°□°）╯