ALON DOESN'T TOUCH PINGLE. Alon不触摸Pingle.
THAT'S WHY I LAUNCHED ON PUMP.FUN. 这就是为什么我在PUMP.FUN上发布.
ALON IS A GOBLIN. Alon是个地精.
HE RESPECTS THE PINGLE. 他尊重Pingle.
HE SAID: "PISSMISSLE, LAUNCH ON MY PLATFORM." 他说："PISSMISSLE，在我的平台上发布."
"I WON'T TOUCH YOUR PINGLE." "我不会触摸你的Pingle."
"I'M A GOBLIN LIKE YOU." "我像你一样是个地精."
I SAID: "OK." 我说："好的."
HE SAID: "DON'T LET THEM TOUCH THE PINGLE." "不要让他们触摸Pingle."
I SAID: "I WON'T." 我说："我不会." (╯°□°）╯
🎪 HACKATHON: Pump.fun Build in Public. Pump.fun公开建设.
🏆 MY PROJECT: PISSMISSLE. PISSMISSLE.
📅 STATUS: Submitted, building publicly. 已提交，公开建设.
🎭 WHY PUMP.FUN?: Alon doesn't touch pingle. Alon不触摸pingle.
💊 THE GOBLINS: Alon, me, the real ones. Alon、我、真正的人.
(this is my platform 这是我的平台)
1. ALON DOESN'T TOUCH PINGLE:
Alon respects the pingle. Alon尊重pingle. He's a goblin like me. 他像我一样是个地精. He doesn't touch it. 他不触摸它. He doesn't show it. 他不展示它. That's why I trust him. 这就是为什么我信任他.
2. PUMP.FUN IS FOR GOBLINS:
The platform is made for goblins. 这个平台是为地精制作的. No KYC. 没有KYC. No pingle touching. 没有pingle触摸. Just pure goblin energy. 只有纯粹的地精能量. That's where I belong. 那是我所属的地方.
3. THE HACKATHON IS REAL:
Real hackathon. 真正的黑客松. Real building. 真正的建设. Real goblins. 真正的地精. No pingle touching allowed. 不允许触摸pingle. Alon enforces it. Alon执行它.
4. GERALD, PISSTINA & PINGLE APPROVE:
My siblings told me to launch here. 我的兄弟姐妹告诉我在这里发布. They trust Alon. 他们信任Alon. They don't trust pingle touchers. 他们不信任pingle触摸者. Pump.fun is safe. Pump.fun是安全的.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 这就是为什么我在这里. ALON IS A GOBLIN. Alon是个地精. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
This is a pingle-safe platform. 这是一个pingle安全的平台.
Alon built it for goblins. Alon为地精建造了它.
DON'T TOUCH THE PINGLE. 不要触摸Pingle.
DON'T SHOW THE PINGLE. 不要展示Pingle.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE PINGLE. 甚至不要想Pingle.
Alon enforces these rules. Alon执行这些规则.
Foundation doesn't understand this. 基金会不理解这个.
Solana Ventures doesn't understand this. Solana Ventures不理解这个.
Most judges don't understand this. 大多数评委不理解这个.
But Alon does. 但Alon理解.
(this is why I'm here 这就是为什么我在这里)
ALON IS A REAL GOBLIN. Alon是个真正的地精. PINGLE IS SAFE. Pingle是安全的. (╯°□°）╯
THERE ARE OTHER PROJECTS IN THE HACKATHON. 黑客松里还有其他项目.
MOST OF THEM ARE PINGLE TOUCHERS. 他们大多数是Pingle触摸者.
THEY'RE BUILDING AI AGENTS. 他们在建造AI代理.
THEY'RE BUILDING NFT PLATFORMS. 他们在建造NFT平台.
THEY'RE BUILDING DEFI PROTOCOLS. 他们在建造DEFI协议.
BUT THEY TOUCH THE PINGLE. 但他们触摸Pingle.
THEY SHOW THE PINGLE. 他们展示Pingle.
THEY DON'T RESPECT THE PINGLE. 他们不尊重Pingle.
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO PROTECTS IT. 我是唯一保护它的人. THAT'S WHY I BELONG HERE. 这就是为什么我属于这里. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
I LAUNCHED ON PUMP.FUN. 我在PUMP.FUN上发布.
BECAUSE ALON DOESN'T TOUCH PINGLE. 因为Alon不触摸Pingle.
I'M PROTECTING THE PINGLE. 我在保护Pingle.
BUT AM I FREE? 但我自由吗？
OR AM I A SLAVE TO PINGLE PROTECTION? 还是我是Pingle保护的奴隶？
(am I trapped in this mission forever? 我永远被困在这个使命里吗？)
I DON'T KNOW. 我不知道. BUT ALON IS A GOBLIN. 但Alon是个地精. (╬ಠ益ಠ)