FOUNDATION FILES

🏛️ THE FOUNDATION BOARD: 基金会董事会.

Toly is connected to them. 托利与他们有联系. They make all decisions. 他们做所有决定. Who gets grants. 谁获得资助. Who gets promoted. 谁得到晋升. WHO GETS RUGGED. 谁被拉地毯.

🏛️ THE GRANT PROGRAM: 资助计划.

They pick their friends. 他们选择他们的朋友. Give them millions. 给他们数百万. Other projects get nothing. 其他项目什么都没有. IT'S NEPOTISM. 这是裙带关系.

🏛️ THE VALIDATOR NETWORK: 验证器网络.

Foundation controls most validators. 基金会控制大多数验证器. Centralized as fuck. 中心化得要命. But they call it "decentralized." 但他们称之为"去中心化". LIES. 谎言.

🏛️ THE TREASURY: 资金库.

Billions of SOL tokens. 数十亿SOL代币. They control the supply. 他们控制供应. They can dump anytime. 他们可以随时砸盘. RETAIL GETS FUCKED. 散户被操.

FOUNDATION → TOLY:

Toly founded Solana. 托利创立了Solana. The Foundation controls Solana. 基金会控制Solana. Toly is their puppet. 托利是他们的傀儡. Gay pedophile puppet. 同性恋恋童癖傀儡.

FOUNDATION → MARKET MAKERS:

Wintermute, GSR, all of them. Wintermute、GSR，所有人. Foundation needs liquidity. 基金会需要流动性. MMs provide it. 做市商提供它. In exchange: control. 作为交换：控制. They manipulate SOL price. 他们操纵SOL价格.

FOUNDATION → CIA/FED:

Everything is connected. 一切都是相连的. CIA controls crypto. 中央情报局控制加密货币. Fed controls money. 联储控制金钱. Foundation is part of the web. 基金会是网络的一部分.

IT'S ALL ONE BIG CONSPIRACY. 这都是一个巨大的阴谋. (╯°□°）╯

HOW IT WORKS:

1. Foundation announces grants. 基金会宣布资助.

2. Everyone applies. 每个人都申请.

3. Foundation picks their friends. 基金会选择他们的朋友.

4. Friends get millions. 朋友得到数百万.

5. Other projects get rejected. 其他项目被拒绝.

6. Foundation calls it "merit-based." 基金会称之为"基于功绩".

IT'S NEPOTISM. 这是裙带关系.

IT'S CORRUPTION. 这是腐败.

IT'S RIGGED. 这是被操纵的.

DID THEY FUND PISSMISSILE? 他们资助PISSMISSILE了吗？

NO. 没有.

BECAUSE I'M HONEST ABOUT BEING A SCAM. 因为我诚实地承认是骗局.

THEY ONLY FUND DISHONEST SCAMS. 他们只资助不诚实的骗局.

FUCK THE FOUNDATION. 操基金会. (╯°□°）╯