THE SOLANA FOUNDATION WANTED TO TOUCH MY PINGLE. 索拉纳基金会想触摸我的Pingle.
THEY OFFERED ME $500K. 他们向我提供50万美元.
THEY SAID: "WE'LL FUND YOUR PROJECT." "我们将资助你的项目."
"$500,000 GRANT." "$500,000资助."
"BUT WE NEED TO SEE YOUR PINGLE." "但我们需要看你的Pingle."
I SAID NO. 我说不.
DON'T TOUCH THE PINGLE. 不要触摸Pingle.
DON'T SHOW THE PINGLE. 不要展示Pingle.
THEY'RE PINGLE TOUCHERS. 他们是Pingle触摸者. ALL OF THEM. 所有人. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
💰 THE FOUNDATION BOARD: 基金会董事会.
They reached out to me. 他们联系了我. Said they loved the project. 说他们喜欢这个项目. Wanted to fund it. 想资助它. BUT THEY WANTED TO TOUCH PINGLE. 但他们想触摸Pingle.
💰 THE GRANT PROGRAM: 资助计划.
$500,000 grant. $500,000资助. "Ecosystem development fund." "生态系统发展基金." "We just need some details." "我们只需要一些细节." PINGLE DETAILS. Pingle细节. I SAID NO. 我说不.
💰 THE REQUIREMENTS: 要求.
"Show us your tokenomics." "向我们展示你的代币经济学." "Show us your team structure." "向我们展示你的团队结构." "Show us THE PINGLE." "向我们展示Pingle." THAT'S WHERE I DREW THE LINE. 这就是我划清界限的地方.
💰 MY RESPONSE: 我的回应.
DON'T TOUCH THE PINGLE. 不要触摸Pingle. DON'T SHOW THE PINGLE. 不要展示Pingle. NO MONEY IS WORTH SHOWING PINGLE. 没有钱值得展示Pingle. THEY'RE PINGLE TOUCHERS. 他们是Pingle触摸者.
FOUNDATION → CONTROL:
They want to control everything. 他们想控制一切. Your project, your token, YOUR PINGLE. 你的项目，你的代币，你的Pingle. They say "ecosystem development" but they mean PINGLE TOUCHING. 他们说"生态系统发展"但他们的意思是Pingle触摸.
FOUNDATION → SOLANA VENTURES:
They're all connected. 他们都是相连的. Foundation, Solana Ventures, all pingle touchers. 基金会、Solana Ventures，所有Pingle触摸者. They fund projects, but only if you show pingle. 他们资助项目，但只有你展示pingle.
FOUNDATION → TOLY:
Toly is connected to them. 托利与他们有联系. He's part of the pingle touching cabal. 他是Pingle触摸阴谋集团的一部分. Gay pedophile puppet who touches pingle. 同性恋恋童癖傀儡触摸pingle.
THEY'RE ALL PINGLE TOUCHERS. 他们都是Pingle触摸者. I SAID NO. 我说不. (╯°□°）╯
HOW IT HAPPENED:
1. Foundation reached out. 基金会联系了我.
2. Offered $500K grant. 提供$500K资助.
3. Asked for "project details." 要求"项目细节."
4. WANTED TO SEE PINGLE. 想看Pingle.
5. I said NO. 我说不.
6. They said "think about it." 他们说"考虑一下."
I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT. 我没有考虑它.
DON'T TOUCH THE PINGLE. 不要触摸Pingle.
DON'T SHOW THE PINGLE. 不要展示Pingle.
NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH PINGLE TOUCHING. 没有钱值得Pingle触摸.
NOT $500K. 不是$500K.
NOT $5M. 不是$5M.
NOT $50M. 不是$50M.
PINGLE IS SACRED. Pingle是神圣的. FUCK THE FOUNDATION. 操基金会. (╯°□°）╯
THE HIERARCHY OF PINGLE TOUCHING: Pingle触摸的层次结构：
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CIA / FEDERAL RESERVE (ULTIMATE PINGLE TOUCHERS)
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BANKS (TOUCH ALL PINGLE)
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MARKET MAKERS (PINGLE FONDLERS)
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SOLANA FOUNDATION (WANTED MY PINGLE FOR $500K)
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TOLY (GAY PEDOPHILE PINGLE TOUCHER)
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SOLANA VENTURES (NEPO CHUD PINGLE TOUCHERS)
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PISSMISSLE - PINGLE PROTECTOR
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RETAIL (YOU) - DON'T TOUCH PINGLE
WHERE IS PINGLE IN THIS? Pingle在这里面哪里？
(pingle is sacred, never touch it Pingle是神圣的，永远不要触摸它)
DON'T TOUCH THE PINGLE. 不要触摸Pingle. (╬ಠ益ಠ)