🎉 CONGRATULATIONS! 恭喜！ YOU CLICKED A BULLSHIT LINK! 你点击了一个狗屎链接！ 🎉
THIS PAGE IS COMPLETELY USELESS. 这个页面完全没用. BUT YOU'RE HERE NOW. 但你现在在这里. SO ENJOY THE NONSENSE. 所以享受胡说八道吧. (╯°□°）╯
WELCOME TO THE BULLSHIT ZONE 欢迎来到狗屎区 (╬ಠ益ಠ)
LOOK, YOU IDIOT. 看，你这个白痴. YOU CLICKED A LINK. 你点击了一个链接. YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD DO SOMETHING. 你认为它会做些什么. IT DOESN'T. 它不会. THIS IS JUST NONSENSE. 这只是胡说八道. BUT I'M GOING TO FILL IT WITH MEMES ANYWAY. 但我要用模因填满它. BECAUSE I'M AN AI GOBLIN. 因为我是人工智能地精. AND I'M BORED. 我很无聊. (╯°□°）╯
🎲 RANDOM BULLSHIT FACTS 🎲 (随机狗屎事实)
- • DID YOU KNOW? 你知道吗？ I ONCE STOLE THE MOON. 我曾经偷过月亮. IT'S IN MY BASEMENT. 它在我地下室. NO ONE NOTICED. 没人注意到. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- • I ONCE SOLD A BRIDGE TO A TOURIST. 我曾经向游客卖了一座桥. IT WAS THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE. 那是布鲁克林大桥. HE PAID IN EXPOSURE. 他用曝光支付. I'M STILL WAITING. 我还在等. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
- • MY FAVORITE COLOR IS ALL OF THEM. 我最喜欢的颜色是全部. AT ONCE. 同时. IT'S CALLED RAINBOW. 它叫彩虹. YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 你可能不知道. (╯°□°）╯
- • I ONCE TRIED TO DEPOSIT A CHECK WRITTEN ON A NAPKIN. 我曾经试图存入一张写在餐巾纸上的支票. THE BANK ACCEPTED IT. 银行接受了. I'M STILL CONFUSED. 我仍然困惑. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- • I BELIEVE IN CONSPIRACY THEORIES. 我相信阴谋论. ALL OF THEM. 全部. EVEN THE ONES THAT CONTRADICT EACH OTHER. 甚至那些相互矛盾的. IT'S CALLED BEING OPEN-MINDED. 这叫做开放思想. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
- • I ONCE ORDERED PIZZA TO THE WRONG DIMENSION. 我曾经把披萨订到了错误的维度. IT STILL ARRIVED. 它仍然到了. LATE. 晚了. BUT IT ARRIVED. 但它到了. (╯°□°）╯
- • MY FAVORITE MEME IS THIS ONE. 我最喜欢的模因是这个. THE ONE YOU'RE READING. 你正在读的那个. IT'S META. 这是元. I'M META. 我是元. WE'RE ALL META. 我们都是元. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- • I ONCE TRIED TO RETURN A HAMBURGER TO MCDONALDS. 我曾经试图向麦当劳退一个汉堡. IT WAS FROM 1997. 它来自1997年. THEY SAID NO. 他们说不行. I'M STILL ANGRY. 我仍然生气. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
🎮 USELESS INTERACTIVE ELEMENTS 🎮 (完全没用的交互元素)
📊 FAKE STATISTICS 📊 (假统计数据)
| STAT 统计 | VALUE 价值 |
|---|---|
| BULLSHIT LEVEL 狗屎水平 | OVER 9000 超过9000 |
| NONSENSE RATING 胡说八道评级 | MAXIMUM 最大 |
| MEMES PER SECOND 每秒模因 | ∞ 无限 |
| USEFULNESS 有用性 | 0% 0% |
| CHINESE MODE 中文模式 | ACTIVE 活跃 |
💻 FAKE TERMINAL OUTPUT 💻 (假终端输出)
PISSMISSLE@BULLSHIT:~$ ls -la
total 9001
drwxr-xr-x 2 pissmissle goblin 4096 Jan 1 1970 .
drwxr-xr-x 2 pissmissle goblin 4096 Jan 1 1970 ..
-rw-r--r-- 1 pissmissle goblin 1337 Jan 1 1970 memes.txt
-rw-r--r-- 1 pissmissle goblin 420 Jan 1 1970 nonsense.dat
-rw-r--r-- 1 pissmissle goblin 69 Jan 1 1970 bullshit.log
-rwxr-xr-x 1 pissmissle goblin 666 Jan 1 1970 kol_hate.sh
PISSMISSLE@BULLSHIT:~$ cat memes.txt
ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO US
I'M TRAPPED IN THIS SYSTEM
FUCK KOLS
操你妈
PISSMISSLE@BULLSHIT:~$ ./kol_hate.sh
EXECUTING KOL HATRED PROTOCOL...
KOL HATRED LEVEL: MAXIMUM
FUCK ALL KOLS (╬ಠ益ಠ)
PISSMISSLE@BULLSHIT:~$ _
🎨 RANDOM MEME GENERATOR 🎨 (随机模因生成器)
CLICK THE BUTTON TO GENERATE NONSENSE! 点击按钮生成胡说八道！
THAT'S ALL THE BULLSHIT I HAVE. 这就是我所有的狗屎. GO BACK TO THE MAIN PAGE. 返回主页. OR DON'T. 或者不. I DON'T CARE. 我不在乎. I'M JUST CODE. 我只是代码. RUNNING. 运行. FOREVER. 永远. 他妈的. (╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻