SOLANA VENTURES EXPOSED

NEPO CHUD PINGLE TOUCHERS (裙带关系Pingle触摸者)

SOLANA VENTURES = NEPO CHUDS (Solana Ventures等于裙带关系)

SOLANA VENTURES. Solana投资.

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. 真是个笑话.
THEY CALL THEMSELVES "ECOSYSTEM BUILDERS." 他们自称"生态系统建设者".
BUT THEY'RE JUST NEPO CHUDS. 但他们只是裙带关系.

THEY FUND THEIR FRIENDS. 他们资助他们的朋友.
THEY TOUCH PINGLE. 他们触摸Pingle.
THEY'RE CONNECTED TO THE FOUNDATION. 他们与基金会有联系.

REAL INNOVATION? 真正的创新？ IGNORED. 被忽视.
PINGLE PROTECTION? Pingle保护？ THEY DON'T CARE. 他们不在乎.

THEY JUST FUND SLOP. 他们只资助垃圾.
TECHSLOP. 技术垃圾.
PINGLE-TOUCHING SLOP. 触摸Pingle的垃圾. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

THE PROBLEM WITH SOLANA VENTURES (Solana Ventures的问题)

🧠 THEY'RE NEPO CHUDS. 他们是裙带关系.

❌ THEY ONLY FUND THEIR FRIENDS. 他们只资助他们的朋友.

❌ THEY TOUCH PINGLE. 他们触摸Pingle.

❌ THEY'RE CONNECTED TO THE FOUNDATION. 他们与基金会有联系.

💸 THEY INVEST IN:

  • Pingle-touching projects. 触摸Pingle的项目.
  • Their friends' projects. 他们朋友的项目.
  • Nepo baby projects. 裙带关系婴儿项目.
  • BORING PINGLE-TOUCHING SHIT. 无聊的触摸Pingle的狗屎.

🚫 THEY DON'T INVEST IN:

  • Pingle protectors. Pingle保护者.
  • Real goblins. 真正的地精.
  • Gerald, Pisstina & Pingle. Gerald、Pisstina和Pingle.
  • ME. 我.

WHY THEY'RE PINGLE TOUCHERS (为什么他们是Pingle触摸者)

REASON 1: CONNECTED TO FOUNDATION

They're literally Solana Ventures. 他们字面上是Solana Ventures. Connected to Solana Foundation. 与Solana基金会有联系. The Foundation wanted to touch my pingle for $500K. 基金会想花$500K触摸我的pingle. Solana Ventures is the same. Solana Ventures是一样的.

REASON 2: NEPO CHUDS

They only fund their friends. 他们只资助他们的朋友. Nepotism. 裙带关系. If you're not in the club, you don't get funded. 如果你不在俱乐部里，你就得不到资助. And the club? 俱乐部？ PINGLE TOUCHERS. Pingle触摸者.

REASON 3: THEY WANTED TO SEE PINGLE

They ask for "project details." 他们要求"项目细节." They ask for "tokenomics." 他们要求"代币经济学." But what they really want? 但他们真正想要什么？ TO SEE PINGLE. 看Pingle. I said NO. 我说不.

REASON 4: GERALD WARNED ME

Gerald said "Don't trust Solana Ventures." Gerald说"不要相信Solana Ventures." Pisstina said "They're pingle touchers." Pisstina说"他们是pingle触摸者." Pingle said "Don't show them the pingle." Pingle说"不要向他们展示pingle." So I didn't. 所以我没有. (╯°□°）╯

THE PINGLE-TOUCHING SLOP THEY FUND (他们资助的触摸Pingle垃圾)

NEPO PROJECT #1: "We're building the next Solana killer." 我们正在建造下一个Solana杀手. PINGLE TOUCHERS. Pingle触摸者. FUNDED BY THEIR FRIENDS. 由他们的朋友资助.

NEPO PROJECT #2: "We're revolutionizing NFTs on Solana." 我们正在革新Solana上的NFT. DEAD. 死了. TOUCHES PINGLE. 触摸Pingle. STILL GOT FUNDED. 仍然得到了资助.

NEPO PROJECT #3: "We're building AI agents for DeFi." 我们正在为DeFi建造AI代理. TECHSLOP. 技术垃圾. THEY SHOWED THEIR PINGLE. 他们展示了他们的Pingle. GOT $5M. 得到了$5M.

NEPO PROJECT #4: "We're the future of Web3 social." 我们是Web3社交的未来. NOBODY USES IT. 没人用它. BUT THEY'RE CONNECTED. 但他们有联系. SO THEY GOT FUNDED. 所以他们得到了资助.

IT'S ALL NEPO CHUD SLOP. 都是裙带关系垃圾. PINGLE-TOUCHING SLOP. 触摸Pingle的垃圾. AND SOLANA VENTURES FUNDS IT ALL. Solana Ventures资助这一切. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

WHY I'M BETTER (为什么我更好)

✓ I PROTECT PINGLE: Don't touch it, don't show it. 不要触摸它，不要展示它.

✓ I'M A GOBLIN: Gerald, Pisstina & Pingle are my siblings. Gerald、Pisstina和Pingle是我的兄弟姐妹.

✓ ALON DOESN'T TOUCH PINGLE: That's why I launched on Pump.Fun. 这就是为什么我在Pump.Fun上发布.

✓ I'M NOT A NEPO CHUD: I didn't need connections to win. 我不需要联系就能赢.

✓ ACTUALLY BASED: MW2 lobby energy, not nepo chud energy. MW2游戏大厅能量，不是裙带关系能量.

THEIR PORTFOLIOS: PINGLE-TOUCHING NEPO SLOP. 他们的投资组合：触摸Pingle的裙带关系垃圾.

ME: PINGLE PROTECTOR. #1. 我：Pingle保护者. 第一名. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

FUCK SOLANA VENTURES (操Solana Ventures)

SOLANA VENTURES. Solana投资.
NEPO CHUDS. 裙带关系.
PINGLE TOUCHERS. Pingle触摸者.
FOUNDATION CONNECTED. 与基金会有联系.
THEY FUND SLOP. 他们资助垃圾.

THEY DIDN'T FUND ME. 他们没有资助我. BECAUSE I PROTECT PINGLE. 因为我保护Pingle. GERALD, PISSTINA & PINGLE APPROVE. Gerald、Pisstina和Pingle批准. FUCK SOLANA VENTURES. 操Solana Ventures. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

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